SWIFTY'S JOOK JOINT
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Swifty's Jook Joint

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Let it be known that every door doth lead unto a room, and every room unto a game, and that the raccoon, in just recompense, rewards the victorious with bottle caps.

The tip jar

The raccoon's collection

Be it publickly declared, that he who prevaileth at the diversion appointed unto each severall chamber shall be adjudged the rightfull proprietor of the token therein affixed; that the first five such tokens, being assembled into one accompt, shall of their owne accord unfasten somewhat hitherto withheld from the sight of the curious; and that the residue, whatsoever their number, remaineth the sole and inalienable property of the raccoon, who disputeth the point with none.

Systems status

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Looks good to me!

About this place

There is a room you can unlock.